S.O.S. From Three Worlds
by Murray Leinster
p. 1966
p. 1966
In much the same way that I sit down with a bowl of homemade
popcorn and a friend and watch cheesy disaster movies on SyFy, I anticipate
reading old, pulpy science fiction novels from the fifties and sixties. I know they’re going to be corny and
melodramatic and, at best, wildly inaccurate, given the limited expanse of
knowledge available to writers at the time, but I also enjoy them for these
same reasons. Often times, it can be exciting to see what the top minds of the
decade were imagining the future to be like. And of course, the cheese factor
is also pretty appealing.
It’s the latter that primarily attracted me to Murray
Leinster’s S.O.S. From Three Worlds,
which I had assumed was a single short novel, but turned out to be a collection
of three short stories connected by the same core duo: Calhoun, the human
‘super medic’ from the intergalactic (but evidently short-staffed) Med Service,
and his tormal companion, a little monkey-like
alien named Murgatroyd—who pilot the Esclipus
Twenty, a Med-Ship that tours the galaxy taking distress calls. Despite the
fact that only one of the three emergencies Calhoun attends to in this book was
an official call (the other two the Esclipus
happens upon accidentally), the Med Service seems to be in dire need of
employees. And who can blame them? Even paramedics in reality work in pairs and
Calhoun’s expected to traverse the galaxy even in emergencies where no one
wants his help. I thought that’s what the monkey was for, but then it turns out
the tormals are only there because
they famously don’t get sick, and are often used to create vaccines for
illnesses. In fact, Murgatroyd isn’t even anthropomorphic, as I’d assumed, and
can only communicate through a series of multi-toned ‘Chee-chee’s, like an
intergalactic Pikachu. At first I thought maybe the monkey was talking in his
own language and Calhoun was interpreting for the reader’s sake, but as the
story wore on, it became evident that Murgatroyd’s understanding of human
interaction was very much affected by whether or not they gave him snacks and
coffee, and that he did not, in fact, understand a word they were saying.
Knowing that Murgatroyd can understand only body language—and even then in a
limited capacity—does not stop
Calhoun from conversing with him as if her were an equal conversational contributor, or from interpreting various ‘chee’s as if they were complex
analyses, without a hint of irony. For example:
“Chee,” [Murgatroyd] said shrilly.
“To be sure,” agreed Calhoun distastefully. “That is a very sage observation, Murgatroyd. Though I deplore the situation that calls for it. Someone’s bilged on us.”
Murgatroyd liked to think that he was carrying on a conversation. He said zestfully, “Chee-chee! Chee-chee-chee!”
“No doubt,” conceded Calhoun. “But this is a mess! Hop down and let me try to get out of it.”
I kept wondering at what point the book was going to
acknowledge that Calhoun’s isolation from society had caused him to personify
his animal companion to the point where he essentially began talking to
himself... but it never did. In fact, in one of Calhoun and Murgatroyd’s
missions, they encounter a planet with three segregated cities that are afraid
to interact with one another for fear of contracting some long-ago sickness.
Calhoun concludes that their fear is psychological and labels it “Crusoe
condition”, brought on by long bouts of isolation and some primitive living
situations... The irony is totally lost on him.
I really wish Leinster would have considered this
psychological twist, but it would seem that is not the way of these stories.
All three follow a pattern: the Esclipus
Twenty happens upon a large disaster, Calhoun and Murgatroyd are the only
ones who can help, there’s a complication, Calhoun thinks a lot and is kind of
cocky in his diagnoses, and subsequently single-handedly solves massive
problems of whole planets that no one else could figure out. It strains the
bounds of believability, to have such an allegedly under-appreciated hero swoop
in with a miracle revelation that any basic medical professional should be able
to figure out, but the seventies always were kind of indulgent and exaggerated.
I think the appeal in this story lies more in the fact that paramedics were
uncommon, and kind of a novel idea back then, much less so today now that they
are standard.
Since Leinster isn’t in the medical field himself, none of
the emergencies are particularly complex, and since Calhoun is apparently a
genius who is always right when everyone else doubts, there are no moral
ambiguities for the reader to wade through either. I had [wrongly] assumed that
the three emergencies would crop up at the same time, resulting in some tough
calls for Calhoun based on immediacy and urgency, but since they were separate
stories, that didn’t happen either. The result is that S.O.S. from Three Worlds is largely dull fiction, with very little
real conflict or characterization. Calhoun is a dud, Murgatroyd is a chirping
tool and the whole story is far more boring than “a man and a monkey-alien zoom
around the galaxy solving medical crises!” should
conceivably be. For shame! And I had such high hopes...
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